Monday, May 11, 2009

Not Funny

Dad: "Anak, pahingi ako ng picture mo."
Me: "Bakit po?"
Dad: "Kasi yung kaibigan ng tita mo sa states, naghahanap ng dalaga na pinay."
Me: "O tapos?"
Dad: "Bibigay ko yung picture mo. Naghahanap kasi siya ng pwede pakasalan eh"
Me: "Ay ayoko po! haha! Ayoko ng ganiyan."
Ninong: "Alam mo ba na mahirap kumuha ng Green Card ngayon blahblahblah"
Me: (Walks out and mumbles) "Eh di kayo magpakasal."

Was that supposed to be a joke? Or were they really serious?

Whatever. It wasnt funny at all.
They wanted me to finish college
and yet theyre thinking of having me marry some american?
Oh for pete's sake.
Marriage binds two people who are inlove with each other.
Not two people who just saw each other in a photo and poof. Kasal agad.

A year ago, a fortune teller told me i was going to marry a foreigner.
I'll prove to myself that it aint true.
Bweset.

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